she was a girl
he was a boy
can i make it any more convoluted and unnecessarily complicated
SAID JOHN BUT BITCHILY
“all slytherins are evil”
“all gryffindors are good guys”
“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”
“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”
Name one evil Gryffindor. One.
peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
Daniel Radcliffe: I am Harry Potter
Harry Potter: I am Daniel Radcliffe. x
I just wanted to post this because I think it’s hilarious that David was clearly being spontaneous when he jolted up and it actually scared Billie. You can totally see it in her expression for like half a second.
yeah u can rly tell
Plot twist: There is no third Hobbit movie. They cram the entire rest of the book into Desolation of Smaug, and they don’t tell anyone about it. So you sit in the theater for six hours, completely unprepared as the film just keeps going.
Plot twist: there are actually 6 more movies coming out and they’re all 6 hours long and every year you just sit there thinking, I could’ve known this after the return of the king
[IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO LOVE A BAND’S MOST POPULAR SONG THERE IS A REASON IT IS THEIR MOST POPULAR SONG]